1 – My friend is getting married this Saturday, I was so excited, until I checked the transport fare from Port Harcourt to Lagos, I just remembered that he offended me in JSS 2.
2 – Beat an African child, console him with biscuit & ask him “Who beat you?” He will point at another person, that’s how corruption started in Africa.
3 – Hotel Room 80k for 24hours. It’s ok I will Sleep with the gateman.
4 – That moment when your battery is at 1% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment “cool pics” but auto correct changes it to “cool pigs” and your battery runs out!
5 – If a man tells you he is not like other men, my sister ask him if he can give birth.
6 – I killed 2 Igbo mosquitoes today, how did I know they were Igbo??, Because they were flying near my wallet
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